Update: Apple now reports all services as fixed.
If you're having trouble with Apple's App Store or Apple TV tonight, you're not alone. Apple's system status lists both experiencing issues right now.
Some people also claim to have problems with FaceTime and iMessage, but System Status does not reflect either. It can only mean that it is behind the reporting end, or something else happens.
Anyway, not much to do right now – except to pour your game of the Thrones Series Final Reactions – all over the place and wait for Apple to get it all started again.
As always, if you experience any problems, let us know exactly which services are failing for you in the comments and if and when everything starts to work again, let us know as well.